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"); topframe.document.writeln("Would you like to hear a joke?
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"); topframe.document.writeln("Are you sure? Because a couple of them are really kinda funny :-\)
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"); topframe.document.writeln("Bye-bye!"); topframe.document.writeln("
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"); topframe.document.writeln("I wanna hear...
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"); topframe.document.writeln("A random blonde joke
"); topframe.document.writeln("A random lawyer joke
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"); topframe.document.writeln(""); topframe.document.close(); } function TellJoke(whichJoke) { if(whichJoke == "blonde") { currentJokeNumber = getRandom(numberOfBlondeJokes)-1; currentJokeQ = blondeJokesQ[currentJokeNumber]; currentJokeA = blondeJokesA[currentJokeNumber]; } if(whichJoke == "lawyer") { currentJokeNumber = getRandom(numberOfLawyerJokes)-1; currentJokeQ = lawyerJokesQ[currentJokeNumber]; currentJokeA = lawyerJokesA[currentJokeNumber]; } displayQuestion(); } function displayQuestion() { topframe.document.open(); topframe.document.writeln(""); topframe.document.writeln("
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You wanna hear another one?
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